If you must drink and drive; drink pure water.
If you must kill; kill some mosquitoes (they're just too much these days).
If you must fight; show the air the stuff you are made of by punching it five hundred and sixty nine times.
If you must do 419; get a comprehensive tip in Philipians 4: 19.
If you must join a cult; try Awo Jesu.
If you must abuse drugs; chew 40 tablets of Vitamin C and Yeast (20 tablets each).
If you must shout; let it be this word "HALLELUYAH".
Whenever you feel tempted to sin, ask God for an alternative!
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