Thursday 26 July 2012

JOB OPPORTUNITY

A MULTI-MEDIA COMMUNICATIONS COMPANY IS IN SEARCH OF THE FOLLOWING: GRAPHIC DESIGN, NON-LINEAR VIDEO EDITOR, ACCOUNTANT AND MARKETING EXECUTIVE

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A CREATIVE VIDEO EDITOR WITH THE ABILITY TO BRING VIDEO PROJECTS TO SATISFACTORY AND OUTSTANDING COMPLETION.

SUBJECT DESCRIPTION
Job Category Non-Linear Video Editor
Project Video Production
Responsibly To CEO & ED
Employment Status Full- Time or Freelance

REQUIRED SKILLS & QUALITIES
Great Organizational skill in logging footage for projects is a MUST!
Ability to edit video projects on non-linear editing system.
Creation of still and motion graphics as required for projects.
Output finalized projects to multi formats including DVD Authoring.
Perform daily task necessary for operation of the production/editing studio.
Insure that production and post-production equipment is maintained.
Must be able to work fast, without supervision and deliver on time.

QUALIFICATIONS/EXPERIENCE
Self-motivated person MUST have a minimum 2years video pre-production, Production Post-production experience. Higher Institution Certificate a plus.
Experience in working in DV/HDV/HD format.
Experience in the use of ADOBE CREATIVE SUITES 5 and Higher is A MUST! It includes After Effects, Premier & CorelDraw.

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Qualified candidates should send resume and links to any relevant material you have edited to silversmithhelsmann@gmail.com

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DISCIPLINED INDIVIDUAL WITH THE ABILITY TO CREATE IMPRESSIVE GRAPHICS FOR OUR WEBSITE.

SUBJECT DESCRIPTION
Job Category Graphic Design Project eMedia Communication
Responsibly To CEO & ED
Employment Status Full- Time

REQUIRED SKILLS & QUALITIES
Ability to multitask in a fast-paced environment and stay focused under stress.
Must be able to work fast, without supervision and deliver on time.
Ability to design and create template for web with easy content accessibility.
Knowledge of photo and image optimization for the web.
Ability to present concept in non-technical, user-friendly language.
Ability to design and optimize graphics using HTML & CSS experience, plus
Ability to perform duties independently with general direction and operate in a collaborative environment.

QUALIFICATIONS/EXPERIENCE
Must have a good tertiary education qualification and not older than 25years of age.
Discipline, Time Management, Multi-Tasking and Speed Very Vital.
Proficient with CorelDraw, Fireworks, Adobe Photoshop, InDesign, Illustrator, Dreamweaver and Flash is essential.
At least 1year post graduation experience.

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Qualified candidates should send CVs to silversmithhelsmann@gmail.com
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AN ACCOUNTANT.

SUBJECT DESCRIPTION
Job Category Accountant
Location Ibadan
Project eMedia Communication
Responsibly To CEO & ED
Employment Status Full- Time

REQUIRED SKILLS & QUALITIES
Bookkeeping and maintaining all other important financial records & reports.
Compilation and preparation of period financial reports which include monthly, quarterly and annual reports.
Monitoring, supporting and working on tax payments and issues.
Developing and maintaining financial databases.
A highly self-motivated individual with the ability to work independently without supervision.
Honesty, commitment and integrity are essential.

QUALIFICATIONS/EXPERIENCE
Associate or Bachelor’s degree in accounting, commerce, mathematics or finance.
Candidate MUST be well versed in Microsoft Office, especially MS Excel.
At least 1year post graduation experience.

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Qualified candidates should send CVs to silversmithhelsmann@gmail.com

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MARKETING EXECUTIVES

SUBJECT DESCRIPTION
Job Category Marketing Executive
Project eMedia Communication
Responsibly To CEO & ED
Employment Status Full- Time

REQUIRED SKILLS & QUALITIES
Ability to design and execute marketing plan.
A highly self motivated individual with the ability to work independently without supervision.
Strong interpersonal skills and excellent communication ability.
Good business gadget skills – in Word, Power Point and Excel.
The capacity to work in a communication environment.
Honesty, commitment and integrity are essential.

QUALIFICATIONS/EXPERIENCE
A good degree in marketing, Business Administration or related fields from a reputable University.
Knowledge of the latest trends in Social Media and Web Marketing experience a plus.
Professional qualification such as ICM will help
At least 1year post NYSC experience.

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Qualified candidates should send CVs to silversmithhelsmann@gmail.com

NEW WORDS by Ifeanyi KOH

In my opinion, words such as 'IMPOSSIBILITY' and 'IMPOSSIBLE' should be expunged from the English Dictionary. They don't exist in the real sense!

Mind you, which of these new words by yours truly do you deem fit as a worthy replacement for the afore mentioned words:
1. Netpal /'netpal/ n formal
someone you met and made friend with on the internet.
Who's that you're chatting with? C'mon dear, she's just my netpal.

2. Chinkowood /'tsinkowud/ n informal
any film of chinese making.
Jackie Chan is my favourite Chinkowood actor!

Here are some other sound-words by some anonymous individuals. They should be considered too.

* Mtchew /no transcription/ disapproving
the spelling of the sound that sb makes when he/she supposedly hisses. I hate beans, mtchew!

* Qi qi qi qi... /khi:khi:khi:khi:/ n
the sound that some people make when they are laughing. This they do by intermittently forcing air through a little space between the tongue and upper part of the mouth.
Qi qi qi qi... qi qi qi qi... Mr. Bean won't kill me with laughter -he's just too funny!

You can add yours...

Wednesday 25 July 2012

HeroWord Game

#Terms and Conditions#

Description

HeroWord Game is in the real sense not a game. It involves starting a sentence/comment with the last word of a previous sentence/comment. Take for instance:
I am BLESSED.
Blessed are you GOD.
God is ALL-SUFFICIENT.
I am blessed is the main sentence. Blessed are you God is the first comment while God is all-sufficient is the second. The next comment is therefore expected to start with 'all-sufficient'


Set standards

*it is a must that you start your comment with the last word of the main sentence or the previous comment
*no participant is allowed to comment consecutively
*abusive, racial or critical words/comments are strictly not permitted.
*kindly 'remove' and post another comment in accordance with Standard 1 should someone else post a comment earlier than you (this can happen if someone else post a comment while you were typing).
*your last word MUST be in CAPITAL to show emphasis.
*abbreviations are allowed but it must not be used as the last word.
*adverts are strictly not permitted
*two words having hyphen in between them or those written together are considered as one.
*the last person to post a comment on or before an aforeset time, is automatically the winner.


Please Note

*To participate right here; join the site, sign in and start commenting! (see the 'Join the Site' and 'sign in' tabs at the right side).
*The sponsor(s) have the sole right to withdraw whatever reward is been offered with or without prior notice for some good reasons.
*Any comment that do not meet the standards will be DISQUALIFIED or DELETED as the case may be.


Disclaimer

*Do not be ignorant of the fact that you are solely responsible for your comment. You are therefore advised to watch what you write.
*Ignore any mail, text or call from an unauthorised person asking you to give confidential information.


Thanks!
Udeh Caleb Ifeanyi
for: Unlimited Heroes International

Monday 16 July 2012

The Limit of Money

Money can buy you a bed... It can't buy you sleep!
Money can buy you a car... It can't buy you a safe journey!
Money can buy you a piece of land... It can't buy you peace of mind!
Money can buy you Oxygen... It can't buy you breath!
Money can buy you a position... It can't retain you there forever!
Money can get you a wife or husband... It can't buy you a marriage!
Money can buy you food... It can't buy you satisfaction!
Money can get you a good health care service... It can't guarantee your good health!
Money can get you a water tight security outfit... It can't buy you SALVATION!

There are one thousand and one things money cannot do yet we enjoy them. If such things were to be on sale, you and I might not have the purchasing power. All thanks to the Almighty God for His grace.

Endeavour to appreciate the Lord for what you already possess while you work in anticipation of other things...